Recipes for Ronan

friendship
2-3 texts/emails a week
1 birthday get together a year
1 shoulder to cry on
2 ounces of commitment
2 dinners a month
2 wedges of laughter

Mix ingredients in a bowl of individuality till it becomes a dough-like form of a barkada. Separate them into molds and set them side by side on a tray of love. Bake at 450 degrees of bonding moments with alcohol. Let it cool as heated arguments arise at this point. Sprinkle with forgiveness. Decorate it with achievements & serve with a warm mug of home made hot chocolate.

boyfriend
a bag of appreciation
1 cup of understanding
liberal amount of sex (bwahaha!)
4 tbsp of honesty
5 tsps of trust
2 slices of compromise
1 bar of forgiveness
3 swirls of humor
room for growth
1 tablet of sensitivity

Combine ingredients in a pan of friendship and let it develop a rich froth of love. Man the fire as it can go out at anytime. Toss in a few sprigs of challenges but make sure you take away the jealousy from its stalks. Stir in a few cubes of movie dates & anniversaries. Cover, so no 3rd party flies can come in. Let it simmer. Let time develop its deep flavor of connection & unique brand of coupledom. Serve immediately over rice w/ a glass of red wine, and enjoy the leftover for years to come!

family
1 trip to the salon
1 sunday brunch
1 out of the country trip
3 parts of understanding
1 quart attendance in all important happenings
4 cups of support

Marinate family ties in all ingredients, letting good childhood memories seep into it. Grill to perfection with charcoal of unconditional love providing the heat. Brush the meat with reunions every now & then. Keep watch, we don't want to overcook it, it'll turn bitter. Serve with mashed potatoes of cousins & a tossed salad of extended family members.


ENJOY :)